Funny poems

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  • Just Me (4)

    by Kari

    Part of me is vibrant yellow
    full of life and joyful...

  • It was nice to hear
    It will be OK and...

  • How sex began (3)

    by xXamyXx

    In the Garden of Eden,
    As everyone knows...

  • The halls of Woodbridge Middle school
    can deafen all the senses...

  • Jog (1)

    by Erika

    My sneakers hit the
    hot wet tar...

  • Noodle Part II (1)

    by Corinthin_13

    The best part of the day
    Is when a noodle says "hey&quot...

  • Steak Sauce

    by angelcakes649

    I look into he fridge,
    The milk, the cheese, the Popsicles...

  • Every now and then
    i just want to be held...

  • Mary Jane

    by abby the raver

    Weed,weed thats the shit,
    take a hit, and smoke it up, laugh,laugh...

  • Brown squeal

    by **NoT R3Al 2 y0u**

    Brown squeal brown squeal,,
    shake your bushy tail, Chi Chi Chi...

  • His shirt

    by bridie

    His shirt........$28
    his pants......$49...

  • I once said "Hi" to a purple cow,
    But instead of saying "Moo," it said...