Funny poems

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  • Drums And Rum

    by Jesse Gutierrez

    You remind me of a bum
    Always trying to get some yum...

  • Oh so random

    by MutedHummingbird

    Can you say the words that rhyme,
    To the beating of this time...

  • Car (1)

    by WriterX

    A sealed can
    With no escape...

  • I wish (4)

    by XoLindseyoX

    I wish i never saw u
    or introduced myself...

  • That's what you get...

    by Sarah Scantlen

    You know what you get when you add 2+2 it equals...
    You know what you get when you multiply 4x4 it...

  • Why do you think
    you have to be the way you are...

  • Writers block (2)

    by ...

    Not very funny but i didnt know where else to put...
    Once upon a time...

  • Counting Game (3)

    by Andrea broken tears

    1, 2, 3
    I can't believe this is happening to me...

  • Go away (3)

    by XxfairyxXxkissesxX

    We go together like poprocks and coke
    like a fat kid and a joke...

  • Friendship (3)

    by Mallory

    I discovered a way to stay friends forever,
    There's really nothing to it...

  • Hitting (3)

    by Mallory

    Use a log to hit a hog
    Use a twig to hit a pig...

  • The Cat

    by Mallory

    We can't find the cat,
    We don't know where she's at...