Funny poems

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  • Don't Freaken Mess With Kids (2)

    by RedRoseTurningBlack

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten...

  • Try this (3)

    by howwilltheystopme

    Try saying hic-up as fast as
    u can for 15 times at most...

  • I'm sitting here in my comfy chair.
    I'm using a fork to stroke my hair...

  • Her Farts (3)

    by Cody

    Cockeyed Katie
    Lives with her mom...

  • Bang Part #2 (4)

    by EmmAlee

    Read Part 1 First.
    Roses are red, Violets are blue...

  • F.u.c.k (2)

    by Special k

    F.u.c.k this world
    F.u.c.k this place...

  • 93 (1)

    by Weeping Wolf

    93
    One day I'll grow old...

  • Maybe Hes Gay (2)

    by Yesenia

    Roses r red, violets r blue
    i broke up wit u...

  • Taking a dump (5)

    by Mike

    Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
    Does it come cold or does it come hot...

  • Dream Desires (Collab) (8)

    by Jenni Marie

    **Collab With Mel (SlaveToTheMusic)**
    Eyes staring avidly in amazement...

  • Bang Part #1 (1)

    by EmmAlee

    Roses are red, Violets are blue
    If you were my homework, I would do you...

  • I remember when you bought me
    That short red dress...