If I were to drive a car
with a look of silent fear...
Wise prowlers of the night
eyes of diamonds in a lunar light...
A taxidermy shop has recently opened in...
Slimy, scaly, feathered or furred...
Don't you just adore
the beautiful floor...
When Mandy got randy one day
Mandy almost blew me away...
There was a pole dancer called Kate
who would often work rather late...
If you like your love rather spicy
and your mate is a wee bit icy...
There was a weather girl called Sue
who could turn the nighttime so blue...
There was a sexy mama that wore shades
with lenses as dark as the ace of spades...
When Ice came to play we all cheered
Then it got hot and we all feared...
There was a new member called dance
Whose fan's were sort of in a trance...
There was a stunning beau-tea from Boston
who often drank herbal tea from Roston...