Funny poems

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  • A Comic Recipe... 1

    by Shaun Cronick

    I add a little bit of nonsense,
    That has been finely ground...

  • Shrink 101

    by Ricky Story

    What’s your problem?
    My past.. it seems to follow me around...

  • We’re gunna find which one we like the best...
    Then we’re gunna throw the rest in the trash...

  • Huh…. Lovely B$

    by Ricky Story

    What came first; the chicken or the egg?
    What did...

  • Right back at ya

    by Ricky Story

    So why did the turtle cross the road
    Umm…. To get to the shell station...

  • We should give it an ending….
    Yeah.. it deserves a good ending...

  • Do rocks really float god?
    Is the sky really blue...

  • Memories

    by Shaun Cronick

    The shouts of children playing,
    Bring back my happy youth...

  • Blue Steel

    by Ricky Story

    So you sure you want it?
    Umm, well yeah; if it’s all you say it is...

  • Hey…. Guess what 1

    by Ricky Story

    Hey… the devil offered me a rose…. Umm. Should...
    Mmm...

  • The Language Of Heaven

    by Shaun Cronick

    Welsh is the language of Heaven,
    In which you speak with angels to...

  • She Was Only Experimenting

    by Shaun Cronick

    When God made man,
    She was only experimenting...