Funny poems

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  • Mary's Lamb (limerick) (1) 1

    by Michael D Nalley

    Mary had a little lamb, what a shock
    far be it from me to judge, laugh, or mock...

  • Achilles Healing

    by Michael D Nalley

    My Achilles heel is itching
    but I find it so enriching...

  • Laundry (2) 1

    by Maher

    Take them off, toss them aside,
    they can't be washed, gotta say goodbye...

  • Are You!? (2)

    by Thoughts unseen

    WAIT!!
    Are you...

  • The last concert I was at, hippies were crying
    that Bob had just walked off the stage, they where...

  • Grave Digger

    by Taylor

    I watch you from afar
    Working only by moonlight...

  • Heavy Load

    by Michael D Nalley

    When my heart is in the net
    my mind is in the commode...

  • Amore (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    Can you make me one
    with everything...

  • Oxox

    by Hephziba7

    While your thinkin its funny and everythings ok,
    Thinkin you know everything about me cause where I...

  • Brandon

    by courtney

    Brandon brandon so funny, what a person that name...
    After a shower your a really good person gotta...

  • Roses r red
    violets r blue...

  • Longest humorous poem ever (2)

    by Zachary Jedlicka

    Once upon a time,
    I rhymed...