Funny poems

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  • Stoner's Poem (2)

    by Anita Alvizo

    Stoner's lie
    Stoner's die...

  • Pretty Cool

    by Penny

    If the ocean were vodka
    And i were a duck...

  • Is Anyone Sick Of Love??? (4)

    by ChildofGod87

    Talking about love is sometimes
    So sickly boring & so annoying...

  • Fish (3)

    by hannah

    Swim little fishy
    swim swim swim...

  • Midnight

    by Unknown2Thyself

    The clock strikes twelve,
    strange things are happening in the dark...

  • I'm going for a stroll in the USA
    And i'm going to the candy store...

  • Why is Valentine's such a big deal?
    It ticks me off, so this is how I feel...

  • You (1)

    by jessica

    Roses are red
    violets are blue...

  • You find it on the floor or under a rug,
    it’s being traveled by on every living bug...

  • Whether the weather be fine,
    Or whether the weather be not...

  • For Pat (1)

    by Alli

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue...

  • My Toaster (4)

    by Todd

    A silver scaled dragon
    With a mouth of red...