Funny poems

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  • Watch out... (2)

    by Cheri

    Watch out for boys with eyes of blue, they'll kiss...
    Watch out for boys with eyes of green, they'll...

  • Its the rumble in the jungle.
    Hold on to your seats cause you might tumble...

  • We need more Holidays!! (5)

    by Tanya, Mom of one.

    You've got Christmas, and New Years,
    And a day for your birth...

  • Random is fun (4)

    by Rachele

    Random is fun
    can't you see...

  • Shakespeare (1)

    by Lara

    Shakespeare was a man of wit,
    Upon his shirt he had some s**t...

  • Down in the valley where i met her,
    she was wearing pink, all in pink all in the pink...

  • I'm scared out of my mind
    For I'm going to be killed...

  • The Dog Who Didn't Blink

    by *~broken~hearted~*

    There's a dog who didn't blink
    Living on my street...

  • Mumma, you promised me you would
    buy me that pink lollipop...

  • He Wouldnt Leave Me Alone (16)

    by Heather M Craig

    Don't Ever Get Aim,
    Repetive Message Pops Up...

  • The way dan says it (3)

    by jabussa

    Once op on a day the way Paul made a mall. Paul...
    so one day bob said who the heck is a cow jelly...

  • To All My Friends (3)

    by Broken Hearted Immortal

    To all my friends, I've done it again,
    I've come up with something new and exciting...