We met one summer in a beer garden
I was fascinated by your smile...
I know this isn't poem but my story has been the...
After a particularly long standed row with my (now...
It's a poem i hav to write for skool...=_="...
Can u guys read my poems and rate is the least u...
Yummy, eat an apple,
They are crunchy and so sweet...
Wild,cool, and crazy
All describe me...
Roses are red,
Violets are Blue...
Greasy, Oiley, But oh so good
Taste buds satisfied as they should...
Yo momma is like a vacuum cleaner..... she sucks...
Yo momma so old her social security number is 1...
You know it's going to be a bad day when...
...your twin sister forgets your birthday...
Why my wife loves me:
1) She LETS me sleep on the couch...
(Sing to Mary had a Little Lamb)
Jordan had a big ego...