Funny poems

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  • Ex boyfriend (1)

    by Casey

    I once knew a boy named Nate,
    Whom I was unfortunate enough to date...

  • Toothache (3)

    by Harlequin[let me put you to sleep]

    I sit here in this chair, chatting on line
    When i get this pain in my tooth, saying it is not...

  • 5 Reasons of mine, comment me your reasons to hate...
    ~1~ If you dress like a girl they say you are a s...

  • Your teddy bear will meet a terrible end,
    But if you're quick he'll be easy to mend...

  • Dustbin blues... (2)

    by Leanne

    I’m a dustbin - really I am,
    I come in black, green and brown...

  • My Girls

    by Brandi

    Me and my girls were sent here from heaven.
    I watch their backs 24/7...

  • Dog house (1)

    by Laura

    Dog house
    Once there was a little Julie mouse...

  • Caught in the act (2)

    by BLaCK_RoSeS

    We were together,
    for two whole years...

  • Ur ugly

    by *~rachel~*

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...

  • Everyone loves ice cream,
    It has so many different kinds...

  • Danny tripped and fell
    All the way to the bottom of a deep dark well...

  • Roses are red (1)

    by sammi

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue...