Funny poems

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  • Drinkin Bone (1)

    by ~*Chelsea*~

    2+2 is always 4,
    Down is south...

  • Idiots please stand up (1)

    by A Walking Disaster

    "If there are any idiots in the room, will...

  • A blonde joke

    by A Walking Disaster

    Two blonde's living in Texas were sitting on a...

  • Stupid Redneck (1)

    by A Walking Disaster

    A couple of redneck hunters are out in the woods...
    The operator, trying to calm him says, "Take...

  • The trip

    by Amy

    Us three in the back,
    you two in the front...

  • I must confess (1)

    by Lisa Shaw Xox

    I don't wanna know,
    Why u left for that wee ho...

  • Cat prayer

    by MAYRA

    Now I lay me down to sleep,
    I pray this cushy life to keep...

  • Laugh out loud (2)

    by ditzy bimbo

    It's your first time. As you lie back your muscles...
    searching for an excuse, but he refuses to be...

  • Sense of humor. (1)

    by jon clodfelter

    This is a poem for the young and the old.
    For the rich and the poor...

  • My cat and the pope. (3)

    by jon clodfelter

    Ohh woe is me.
    My kittys ran away...

  • Red and Yellow (8)

    by Emylie

    Just say this 5 TIMES REALLY FAST (BUT YOU HAVE TO...
    Red letter, yellow letter...

  • Halo 3

    by jon clodfelter

    Lying on the couch
    watchin the tube...