Bad hair day (1)

by brytneyxlove

Student:
I looked in the mirror...

Atact of the vegtables (4)

by brytneyxlove

Clouted by sprouts,
And harassed by carrots...

Ipod (7)

by brytneyxlove

My teacher took my ipod.
She said they had a rule...

Hippie, Nunn, and Bus Driver-hilarious

by wahwahweewah

-not mine.. but I liked it--
A hippie spies a pretty young nun. He sits down...

Rikee

by ~DaRkHeaRt~

Its a song i made up (just a short tune for when...
Icky Rickee your so freaking sickie ! everytime i...

The stork brings them

by Jayme Gamble

Little Johnny asked, "Mommy, where do babies...
His mother replied, "The stork brings...

Limericks (7)

by katie!

There was a young woman named sunny
Who liked eating mashed spuds and honey...

Underwear

by Bree

They come in packs or singles,
You pull them down to tinkle...

Lucy (1)

by Bree

Little Lucy was left behind,
Looking at a little luminous light...

My Favorite Thing (5)

by xmauix

My favorite thing to watch on t.v. isn\'t on all...
Some people only watch it on t.v. but most watch...

A bad day for the inventors of the English Language (3)

by Liam

The people who invented our words
are often considered clever and smart...

When i think of you (4)

by Lost IN a RIVER of Tears

Roses are red
Violets are Korney...