Funny poems

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  • Write away

    by Pedro

    What can I do?, I've locked up my computer,
    the toilet's plugged, call motor-rooter...

  • Why u not me??? (1)

    by rachie

    God made rum
    god made cheese...

  • Guys!!!

    by rachie

    Im through with guys
    they all tell lies...

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of...
    Jack got high and dropped his fly...

  • Hypnotized (1)

    by Iola

    Come lie on my couch, and stretch out your soul.
    Because I have a surprise for you...

  • Party Nights

    by Lisy

    The week was normal,boring, as usual until Friday...
    At 2 o'clock we're spent and return home. I eat...

  • Couldnt let you go (1)

    by Destiny

    When i feel the pain inside from you that can...

  • My dog (2)

    by amanda*

    Me and my d--o doulbe G(dog)
    are over there...

  • Bleh (1)

    by Becky

    Sometimes i just feel so...
    I really don't know the word...

  • Now i lay me down to sleep with a battle of vodka...

  • How i found you and then left

    by the one my heart longs for

    We met at school and you said i was cool. i...

  • Absence (12)

    by Mayo Child

    My mind is reeling
    Yet not knowing a feeling...