Funny poems

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  • The Perfect Man (1) 1

    by Kris

    The perfect man loves you for you
    and not just one tiny part...

  • Froggy friends frolic freely,
    frolicking frogs fly fast and free...

  • The Jogger

    by Danny

    Up in the morning, before crack of dawn.
    Limbering up on, next doors front lawn...

  • I'm thinking about divorce,
    I'm considering a discourse...

  • The Idiot

    by DavidPCarroll

    There once was an idiot named Lou
    Who would always lose his shoe...

  • I look down at you,
    Small poppet...

  • THE HUNGOVER MAN
    Last night the world was great he sighed, we...

  • The sands of time running through my fingers
    I am ready to make glass [pass the soda and lime...

  • I am landing on my feet
    Did I ever have doubt...

  • The Author

    by Timothy

    It's silly,
    I will go willy-nilly...

  • Ding Dong

    by Timothy

    Ding Dong,
    Darn it, my two foot Kong...

  • build with air

    by patrick

    things that can be built in the air
    This be my delight, fleeting as an alcoholic high...