The Perfect Man (1) 1

by Kris

The perfect man loves you for you
and not just one tiny part...

The Idiot

by DavidPCarroll

There once was an idiot named Lou
Who would always lose his shoe...

Hamsters are people too. WIN

by Timothy

I look down at you,
Small poppet...

The Hungover Man WIN

by Danny

THE HUNGOVER MAN
Last night the world was great he sighed, we...

The Promiscuous Prawn

by Danny

The Promiscuous Prawn
Oh! One shouldn’t pour scorn, on the thought of...

my ever loveing thoughts

by patrick

The sands of time running through my fingers
I am ready to make glass [pass the soda and lime...

money in my bank account

by patrick

I am landing on my feet
Did I ever have doubt...

The Author

by Timothy

It's silly,
I will go willy-nilly...

Ding Dong

by Timothy

Ding Dong,
Darn it, my two foot Kong...

build with air

by patrick

things that can be built in the air
This be my delight, fleeting as an alcoholic high...

Farting

by patrick

Farting on a Sunday is somehow unsociable
Life is like one long funeral message...

I Hear the Sewer Grinding

by Timothy

I enjoy buying figurines, in a pristine condition,
Placing the boxes in prominent positions...