Funny poems

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  • Rocket Fuel

    by Good Enough

    ?My brain was stuck in neutral gear,
    A fuzzy, slow, meandering smear...

  • Screw the Users (1)

    by EmmAlee

    This poem is dedicated to my Best friend Heidi aka...
    Hoodie is my number one hoe bag...

  • Handball

    by Nat-a-Tat

    I played handball everyday
    Because it was a way of life...

  • So... Hot (resubmitted) (9)

    by Molly Elizabeth

    Boy you think your so damn hot.
    Well I'm here to tell you that your not. Other...

  • Society (1)

    by katie!

    Society is crazy
    Its really really mad...

  • G Strings (6)

    by Breann

    I strut my stuff in my G String
    I bang in my G string...

  • For Brian (3)

    by Keri Ann

    Brian Zaboski is a mean little man.
    He will treat you badly whenever he can...

  • For Baby J xXxXxXx (1)

    by Kirsty Koo

    Chicken Sandwiches are the best
    And when you eat them all...

  • Dating Problems...(Resubmitted) (12)

    by Saravana Kumar S

    With a girl,i went on my frist date,
    as usual to her place i was very late...

  • Solitaire (11)

    by vanessarrr

    I’m playing Solitaire
    In my computer as...

  • Spider (1)

    by Mild insomnia

    ...

  • Wait, It Gets Worse (7)

    by John Touchstone

    I had the worse day …
    I was late for class I had a test to take...