Funny poems

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  • Cranberry squash, Cranberry squash!
    You help me see things through...

  • A poem for girls.... (5)

    by Cortney

    I shave my legs
    i sit down to pee...

  • Drugs (4)

    by JustAnotherLonelyGirlHilary

    Say nope to dope say ok to coke say ya i wanna c...

  • My Favorite Thing (5)

    by xmauix

    My favorite thing to watch on t.v. isn\'t on all...
    Some people only watch it on t.v. but most watch...

  • Why????? (3)

    by Kelli

    Ok everyone, this isnt a poem but i need your...
    heres what ive noticed: ok when a guy cheats on a...

  • Colourful bulbs (4)

    by Hannah

    Say this 5 times as fast as you can
    red bulb...

  • Run fat ex run really fast! (3)

    by FlowerThatDied

    You think your cool,
    You think your fine...

  • When i look at a patch of dandelions,
    i see a bunch of weeds that are going to take over...

  • Confessions (13)

    by Tom Watkins

    Confessions
    I was feeling about as uncomfortable as a Wookie...

  • Cheese (3)

    by Mel

    Cheese before bed,
    you know what they say...

  • The Cookie Craving (3)

    by Serena

    I awaken at night with a burning desire,
    Something is calling like an unquenched fire...

  • 1. Moo when they say your name
    2. Pluck someone's hair out and yell...