Funny Quotes

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  • God Obviously Proved The Statement,
    'Everybody Makes Mistakes',
    When He Made You.

    by howwilltheystopme
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  • The real trouble with my sarcasm is that half the time, when people think I'm being sarcastic, I'm actually being quite sincere

    by modern day barbie
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  • "pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool wiff your pants on the ground."

    -Larry Platt from american idol audition.

    by Second to None
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  • Embracing my insanity and breeding it in hopes of creating genius

    by standingUP4ourfailure
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  • "Every closed eye is not sleeping; and every open eye is not seeing".

    by kelleyana
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  • See boys may be girl's toys but boys got the toy that girls enjoy

    by standingUP4ourfailure
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  • They can't kill my character because i'm not a actor

    by Love Bug
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  • NO ME , NO FUN , KNOW ME , KNOW FUN.

    by ALLEN CEM
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  • Friend: is there a way to have a hangover without drinking or doing drugs?
    me: yea, it's called being pregnant..
    friend: oh, crap...

    *actual conv with my friend (who's a girl). thought it was funny*

    by S. VanDyke
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  • Computers are like people, using a hammer does not fix them.

    by Elliott Lica
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