_XX[Juust Remembeer If Thee Woorld Didnt Suuck... We'd All Fall Off]xx_

I like poetry, long walks on the beach and poking dead things with sticks.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but it takes words to really screw me up

Ashes to ashes , dust to dust , lifee is too short , so par - tay we must . ;] .

There are no failures; just experiences that don't go as you planned.

No i didn't trip. i was just testing gravity. (it still works)

At 5 minutes & 6 seconds after 4am on the 7th August this year it will be 04:05:06 07-08-09. This won't happen again until year 3009

LOL not mine, ppl ave 2 much spare time to work these things out!

A drunk was in front of a judge. The judge says 'You've been brought here for drinking.' The drunk says 'Okay, let's get started.

I rather be a betch than a whoe rather tell it like it is than blow every boy i know rather be known for what i do than who i screw ;p

Friend: "Have You Seen My Acid?"
Me: "F**k Your Acid, Have You Seen The Dinosaur In The Kitchen?"