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Honey, if you're going to be two-faced, at least make one of them pretty. |
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98% of teens are bringing sexy back......but i'm in the 2% that SEXY never left! |
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Inner beauty won't get you laid! |
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People r like slinkeys, basically useless, but so amusing to watch fall down the stairs!!! |
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Im not retarded, i just like licking windows! |
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather, not like the screaming, yelling passenger in his car |
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One day i will rule cadyland with an iron fist |
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Teacher: do you guys wanna have kids when you grow up |
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When I give a lecture, I accept that people look at their watches, but what I do not tolerate is when they look at it and raise it to their ear to find out if it stopped. |
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"I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is nonsense." |