Funny Quotes

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  • Heavily medicated for your safety.

    by Shauna
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  • A guy showed me a picture n said "this is me when I was younger" Every picture is when you were younger. If he was like "this is a picture of me when Im older" Id be like "WTF? Whered you get that camera?!"

    by modern day barbie
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  • "I'm with you, because me and stupid just weren't working."

    by Katiex3
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  • I don't hate you all, just you, you, you, ummm.....you, you, you, you and you. And don't forget you. *points to everyone*

    by Jade Shadow Rose
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  • " Your lips are like vodka to me.... and I want to get wasted!!!"

    by Ms Johnstons Gurl forever 2009
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  • When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

    by NuMbAnDsEnSiTiVe
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  • Forget the board, ride the skater=]

    by findingemo
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  • STRESSED
    is
    DESSERTS
    spelt backwards

    by ali
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  • Yeah, you can trust the Government.

    Just ask the Indians..

    by A l y s s a
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  • The Penguins Stole My Sanity!

    by A l y s s a
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