Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Pull out hard! (2)

    by tia

    Tickle tickle
    Oh that feels nice...

  • Loves Me In The Rain (2)

    by Andy loves Jesus

    I promised I'd have us a place.
    Thought I had the deal clinched...

  • My First Love (2)

    by Taylor

    He was was funny
    And he was nice...

  • Splish splash I am not taking a bath.
    I wish and lash in this forsaken bath...

  • I love you (2)

    by Alfred Israel

    I love you for your beauty.
    I love you for your smile...

  • Why Tiller Can't Miss Me (2)

    by aDORKable x3

    Missing me is very bad -
    Because it makes you very sad...

  • Guys on the net (2)

    by Just a girl

    Some guys on the INTERNET are just such sleazes.
    Most of what they say is wrong...

  • I love you even though you have a huge beer belly
    I love you even though your feet are really...

  • You Really Love Me! (2)

    by Clonjey

    You really love me!
    I can tell by how you hug me...

  • 365 days (2)

    by leinhart

    For Valentine my friend gave his girl,
    A present what inside i do not know...

  • You said that you couldnt "go out"
    So now I know what youre about...

  • Ode to Lazy Eye (2) 2

    by yogi73

    Ode to the Lazy Eye
    for her journey does not...