Tickle tickle
Oh that feels nice...
I promised I'd have us a place.
Thought I had the deal clinched...
He was was funny
And he was nice...
Splish splash I am not taking a bath.
I wish and lash in this forsaken bath...
I love you for your beauty.
I love you for your smile...
Missing me is very bad -
Because it makes you very sad...
Some guys on the INTERNET are just such sleazes.
Most of what they say is wrong...
I love you even though you have a huge beer belly
I love you even though your feet are really...
You really love me!
I can tell by how you hug me...
For Valentine my friend gave his girl,
A present what inside i do not know...
You said that you couldnt "go out"
So now I know what youre about...
Ode to the Lazy Eye
for her journey does not...