Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Askin (1)

    by NettaJay

    If you ask for a hug, I'd give you a kiss....
    If you ask for water, I'd give you Sierra Mist...

  • Dr. Seuss' lost tounge twister
    see if you can do this...

  • No No & No (1)

    by Jenna

    Loved you once. Loved you twice. I'm not stupid...

  • Lesson Number Two (1)

    by Playaette por Vida

    I told you I don't love you
    I said I didn't need you...

  • Stress
    the one ting that nobody likes...

  • Oath The Adam Brody (1)

    by Lindsay

    Oh Adam,
    Dearest Adam...

  • Once More, My Love (1)

    by brenda bear

    This night I shall dream of your bedazzling red...
    Wrapped in echoes of your mellifluous penis-music...

  • Why are you a fan? (1)

    by moonlight2105

    Why are you young lady my fan?
    I'm just a middle aged man...

  • Another useless root (1)

    by rhiannon taylor

    Do you know what to expect of him
    when you hit the sack...

  • Slaut (1)

    by Shasya

    Succulent, so succulent
    Your lovely lips...

  • Total Confusion (1)

    by Jim McMillen the man within

    AUG.6TH 1989
    I have searched , and searched, for a solution...

  • Precious

    by Amethyst

    I lost something dear to me.
    Oh, woe is me...