Men are like shoes
never buy the same pair twice...
If you don't have a watch
I'll tell you the time...
I love someone,
Yes I do...
Oh My god I can't stand you
Why do you look so adorable...
Condom Slogans:
1. Cover your stump before you hump...
If you've searched the ocean blue
And soared way up in the skies...
Oh me! I cant decide
What boy is really true...
This is a response to Alicia's poem a Girlfriend's...
Dear heavenly father full of grace...
You make my smile when i want to cry when i am...
A PEACH IS A PEACH
A PLUM IS A PLUM...
An old man was in bed with his wife when suddenly...
His wife looked at him and said, "What the...
I went out with the guys
From work last night...