Adam asked me, uncomfortably,
"Uncle, can you please...
Glimpses of Rosy (my neighbor), pruning flowers in...
have etched permanent refuge in my bachelor heart...
I'm not popular.
I wave...
He was pestering me for days, "I want to see...
I exclaimed, "why, you're one!"...
Not your typical fairy tale
But your typical horny male...
One winter morning
back from a stroll...
This is a story that most of you
might laugh at when I'm done...
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore
And that I would have to quit...
We are the best of friends
Living the lie that never ends...
Amatory expressing my love for so many
Whilst refusing to receive love from just one...
Love,dove
mushy,gushy...
She is aluminum,
I am calcium...