Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • My cell phone barks nights and days,
    I think it wants to be a guard dog...

  • Last night a cupid hit my way
    It said it travelled miles across oceans and lands...

  • Oh Adam (1)

    by XxEmotionally TakenxX

    *this is also for a friend of mine..sondra who is...
    Oh Adam sweet Adam i miss you so...

  • He says, she says

    by tri tran

    God creates men and women unequally.
    He says ,"I love you&quot...

  • My Cousin Bee Jay (1) 1

    by Korede Kuks

    He came, he saw, he trashed my room,
    He pushed, he shoved, he broke a broom...

  • Random. (1)

    by Simply Complex

    I wrote a poem about you
    But I found out it sucked...

  • My third foot

    by tri tran

    There was a FOOT in my car,
    He wanted to tag on everywhere I went...

  • Whole world's got to know (1)

    by Simply Complex

    I see you and I smile,
    At the start of every day...

  • Bryson

    by CountlessMoments

    Bryson Dec/7/08 4:09am
    heres a poem roses r red, and G is black,blacker...

  • Opposite.. (2)

    by jek pen cries

    I love you..
    you love him...

  • Smelly Belly (2)

    by David ODonnell

    Better words have spent thier time
    Expressing love through song and rhyme...

  • Silently Crushing on you (1)

    by Slap Stick Junkie

    Everyday,
    When you're close to me...