We are the best of friends
Living the lie that never ends...
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore
And that I would have to quit...
This is a story that most of you
might laugh at when I'm done...
One winter morning
back from a stroll...
Not your typical fairy tale
But your typical horny male...
He was pestering me for days, "I want to see...
I exclaimed, "why, you're one!"...
I remember when you bought me
That short red dress...
I'm not popular.
I wave...
Glimpses of Rosy (my neighbor), pruning flowers in...
have etched permanent refuge in my bachelor heart...
Adam asked me, uncomfortably,
"Uncle, can you please...
People always say
your hearts out on a tray...
Cockeyed Katie
Lives with her mom...