Okay, so I hacked into his e-mail
And told his friends he's gay...
Let the Christmas lights shine
i'll be yours you be mine...
I saw two friends of mine,
Two girls, one bullying the others...
A small lion cub in the grass
pounces on an ant and wont let it pass...
My love is true,
this I swear...
Once i saw a hairy man
he was very hairy...
One day i fell in love
and i couldn't get out...
Guys are inconsiderate
Some of them illiterate...
I knew a guy named Boobopaday;
he was special cause he was gay...
I was such a fool
How could I have been so stupid...
To me, the perfect date
consists of dinner, dancing...
I love your back.
i love your bones...