Funny Poems About Relationships

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  • Screw Valentine's Day (6)

    by Takmypants

    What I think of Valentines Day
    hearts and roses and kisses galore...

  • Yes I Took Your Boyfriend (6)

    by MiSZ ALAiNA

    You was playing him and dissing him
    You wasn't treating him right...

  • Profit (2)

    by Philip

    You took his cash,
    You made a dash...

  • F A T (5)

    by Diana

    I have a roll or two or three
    I can not even see my knee...

  • Roses are red
    grass is green...

  • Only 5 Foot Tall (2)

    by X Kashies Misery X

    There was once a boy,
    Only 5 foot tall...

  • Wierd love (4)

    by stacee

    One two
    I'm in love with you...

  • It's Funny How You Were So Suprised (1)

    by X Kashies Misery X

    You should have known I felt this way about you...
    You can't tell me you never knew, why would you...

  • I love you (2)

    by Brooke

    I love you!
    Do you love me too...

  • Layer by layer.

    by *~"Hot Chocolate" author*~

    I examined him piece by piece and layer by layer.
    I hate to tell ya but your boyfriends a playa...

  • LOVE (quote on quote) (2)

    by KemistryKia

    He said he loved me
    said he cared...

  • You told me (4)

    by I will love you Forever and not a day less

    I love you,
    and you love me...