My best friend had a party about a year ago
To celebrate the birthday of her brand new beau...
Female Comebacks!
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before...
If you don't get it tell me...
I hope I don't offend anyone...
There might be other fish in the sea
but you're the fish for me...
How could you do this to me
are you so blind that you cant see...
If you've searched the ocean blue
And soared way up in the skies...
I love someone,
Yes I do...
Since you've been gone the house has been playing...
The door is tempermental and the windows are all a...
*written by a friend of mine*
1. Ahhhh, it's cute...
I shave my legs,
I sit down to pee...
Im a player
thought you should know...
Condom Slogans:
1. Cover your stump before you hump...