"~Guys ArE lIKe ToiLEts eiThER theIr takeN OR FulL Of SHit!~ "

Boys are like candy...

They look so good and they're really sweet at first. But then they turn evil and head straight for your hips!

"i dont have a small d!ck you have a big mouth"

I Still Wanna Be Friends....The worst 5 words out of a guys mouth!!

Your clothes are really cool today, though, they'd look better on my bedroom floor

If you got it, flaunt it, cause we're all gonna get fat anyway.

I don't tell lies...
I just don't tell the truth.

~Every Hottie with a Body needs a Cutie with a Bootie!!~

When life gives you lemons, screw life and make koolaid!

To whom are you to judge we are our own makers no one can judge someone