"I Am" is one of the shortest sentence in the English language. "I Do" is the longest

Guys are like bubble rap...they look tough, but are really fragile...one little thing can make them explode...and they are extremely loud when they do!

If i WANTED to hear from an a-hole, I'd fart

The statistics on insanity are that 1 in ever 4 people is suffering from some form of mental illness-
Think of your 3 best friends.
If they're okay, then it's you.

The devil wears prada :)

I'm not staring at your butt;
I'm just admiring your back pockets

Save a whistle, blow a lifegaurd

I love you like how a lonely man loves watching porn!

With him it was familiar safe but wrong. with u it's new, scary, but so right...

my boyfriend rocks!

I love you like a fat kid loves chocolate cake!!! mmmm... =)