It's so beautiful -
to know that you're a loser...
I'm sitting here staring at the invisible...
between people who have never met...
I ran an ad "Prison Pen Pal Needed"
The answers to my dreams were quickly exceeded...
SSHHHH! as you shush me and cover your ears all...
this poetrys so bad it should be a crime...
In a land far away
2 strangers met to play...
Texans' Space Shuttle
Houston got the football team...
There once was a soldier so odd
He stood in front of a firing squad...
Five Alive
Somebody asked me the other day...
Random crap that is eventually going to come up
In ways that get me in sessions weekly...
If I had a Ray Gun,
I wouldn't set it for stun...
We point our fingers with such zeal
Sometimes like a carrot we peel...
Is Frank Ocean gay?
Is John Travolta gay...