God forbit you be an ugly girl
of course too pretty is also your doom
cause everyone harbors a secret hatred
for the prettiest girl in the room

I think someone's a few fries short of a happy meal....

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

not mine, but it's hilarious!

The elephant said to the camel, "Why do you have two boobs on your back?" The camel replied,"That's funny coming from someone with a d**ck on their face".

"Scientists tell us we only use 5% of our brains. But if they used only 5% of their brains to reach that conclusion, then why should we believe them?"

-Joseph Palm

A celebrity is a person who spend all thier life to become well known and then spends the rest of thier life trying not to be recognized in public

--unknown

"I'm a straight up G in pink panties"

When I walk by you say "fag" but your boner says something else.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing

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