People tell me to be myself, but I can't, that's just not me.

If you know where people are being cynical about, you know what they are missing.

I'll apologize for telling you to shut up, as long as you do it.

* i was joking with my mom and i told her this, we laughed our as-ses off

[Me] You`re crazy

[Friend] Your mother!

[Me] Don`t talk about your grandma like that

Great Come Back

For what purpose do guys have nipples?

Don't drink and park! - accidents cause people!

>from my friend david

It's not that girl mature mature than boys - it's that girls mature at all.

Dude: Knock, knock.
Blonde Chick: Who's there?
Dude: Nobody.
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Nobody who?!
Dude: ...
Blonde Chick: Where did you go?!?!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people seem clever...until they talk.

Got a problem with me? Solve it.
Think im trippin? Tie my shoes.
Can't stand me? Sit down.
Can't face me? Turn the F.U.C.K around!

haha
i love thisssss
thanx ashley!!! =o]