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I use the face ':4' instead of ':3' to officially label the fact I'm weird :4. |
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Kiera Knightley is by far the prettiest person ever. |
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People are like avocados, we all look the same genotypically, some are nice and ripe, others rotten, but you never know till you cut it open what you'll get :-P |
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Whoever said that change is as good as a holiday either A: has never been on holiday, or B: needs to change his/her medication :-P |
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I wonder if people who decide to try crack saw a crackhead and thought, yeah that. |
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Most stoners seem like they're not too bright. But ask them about weed and they turn into a walking Wikipedia. |
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Nothing faster than the speed of light? That's a lie. Nothing moves faster than a girl untagging herself from a pic that makes her look fat. |
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Dude, not everyone getting gas at the Chevron needs to hear 10 minutes of Lil' Boosie at 85 decibels with your windows down while you're inside waiting in line to buy your Red Bull and Slim Jim. |
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Twitter = Unfollow. Facebook = Unfriend. You = Unforgettable. |
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The problem with the world today is that the smart people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence. |