Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot

Dont steal the government hates competition...

If the air in the environment is polluted why do we go outside to get "fresh air"?

*just curious--xo

Youre only as old as the woman you feel

Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.

Why drink and drive
when you can smoke and fly

Men claim that women have half brain.....Well at least we have something..Morons..

Stupid People Shouldn't Breed

Below the Mason-Dixon line we're all a little south of sanity.

There are three types of people on earth.....those who can count and those who cant.