Most dudettes think dudes with muscles are hot. My theory to that is...bull! Any dude can work out but it takes a special dude to try and get off the couch!

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.

Why is it people are more scared to see two guys holding hands, than to see two guys holding guns?

Some people call them marbles,
And some call them screws,
It really dont matter,
Cuz were all missing a few.

What would Scooby do?

Hey, I have the same locker combo as you, except with different numbers!

Lol, my friend said this to me the other day when I was trying to open my locker.

When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come
yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

***Not mine, but i thought it was hilarious***

If you can't find a job, there is always hand job that is always hire...

The world is like a gaint highschool, it is full of idiotic people that don't understand anything.

Intelligence is defined by the stupidity of others.