Im gonna make a country
And im gonna call it Sane
so when ever im in my country
i can officially say
that im in Sane

We toil in unrewarded obscurity.

Don't advertise what you're not willing to sell.

Girls are like phones. They love to be talked to, and held. But you push the wrong button, and you WILL get disconnected.
~I didn't actually write this i found it.~

Guys are like dogs thier all b****es

12. I think the current President is: confussed

Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

I Got Banned From B&Q Today, This Tw@ In An Orange Apron Said Do You Want Deckin.... Lucky I Got The First Punch!!!

lol

War for peace makes about as much sence as making love for virginity.....

War for peace makes about as much sence as making love for virginity.....