War for peace makes about as much sence as making love for virginity.....

For All You Blondes That Think Your It Compared To This Brunette Your Nothing But Shit

* Can I Quickly Say, My Best Friend Is Blonde.... So No Offence*

If u want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen

Reality: An illusion due to lack of alcohol.

Democrats think the glass is half full,
Repulbicans think the glass is theirs.

“People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy!”

Guys are like dogs thier all b****es

12. I think the current President is: confussed

Why is it that a guy can have as many girls as he wants and he\'s the man but if girls have more than one we\'re ho's

I Got Banned From B&Q Today, This Tw@ In An Orange Apron Said Do You Want Deckin.... Lucky I Got The First Punch!!!

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