Being angry is kind of my happy place,
I don't mind being the bad guy...
I've thrown three golden apples
squarely in your path...
I know I will soon be eleven,
and my bones are growing weak...
My trainer cuddled into me,
as she poured her heart into my fur...
My visit didn't last long,
and I was re-homed within the month...
The kennel staff were so upset
to see me be returned...
My life was going splendidly,
I was the happiest dog alive...
My appeal in the newspaper seems to have worked,
for I have found myself a home...
Did you read in the paper about the very special...
for a dog needing a home...
My fur is soaking wet from the tears of my old...
as she hands all my belongings back...
My new mum has been so kind to me,
she has kept me for a year...
I have a home, I have a home,
I am going home today...