Funny poems

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  • Ding Dong

    by Timothy

    Ding Dong,
    Darn it, my two foot Kong...

  • build with air

    by patrick

    things that can be built in the air
    This be my delight, fleeting as an alcoholic high...

  • Farting

    by patrick

    Farting on a Sunday is somehow unsociable
    Life is like one long funeral message...

  • I enjoy buying figurines, in a pristine condition,
    Placing the boxes in prominent positions...

  • There once was a diver so fine
    Dumpster diving with skill divine...

  • Perfuse Mousse

    by Cam M

    I got the mousse for the tooth
    and in order not to be too obtuse...

  • Tiny Tim

    by Cantchangeme

    O’er the garden wall
    Too nimble to fall...

  • Ticking Clock

    by DavidPCarroll

    Ticking away on the wall all day
    Marking time both night and day...

  • It's Saint Patrick's day
    And we will celebrate our hero today...

  • Uneasy Supply

    by cassie hughes

    Be fearless he said as I heard the bell ring,
    They can smell it you know and it won’t mean a...

  • THE FUNNY MAN
    in a busting street...

  • Writers and words

    by Lucifer

    Some are gifted by birth
    Some are self-made by...