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Notes to self only work if you remember to read them.
Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up.
If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead.
Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~
Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting.
So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)
Next time ur depressed just remember U WERE THE FASTEST SPERM CELL!!! ;D
DEAR MAKERS OF CHERRY MEDICINE,
HAVE YOU EVER TASTED A FCUKING CHERRY?
Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :(
A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D
If life is like a box of chocolates
Mine must have been left out in the sun
m. ernst 2012