Funny Quotes

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  • Notes to self only work if you remember to read them.

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  • Throwing fertilizer at people who need to grow up.

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  • If Mother Nature was to stab everyone who abused her then we would all be dead.

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  • Why do couples set their status to "single" everytime they fight ?
    I don't put "orphan" when I get into fight with my parents ~

    by Natasha
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  • Phone sex; I'll bet it wasn't what that telemarketer was expecting.

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  • So you're so straight eh? so is spaghetti till you heat it up ;)

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  • Next time ur depressed just remember U WERE THE FASTEST SPERM CELL!!! ;D

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  • DEAR MAKERS OF CHERRY MEDICINE,

    HAVE YOU EVER TASTED A FCUKING CHERRY?

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  • Sometimes Words Are Not Enough.. :(
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    A Punch Is Necessary..:P :D

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  • If life is like a box of chocolates
    Mine must have been left out in the sun

    m. ernst 2012

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