DO PRAYING MANTIS REALLY PRAY?

by CRAFTY KEN   Sep 17, 2017


DO PRAYING MANTIS REALLY PRAY?

Of course, we do silly goose, and when we get that poor soul in our claw we will never let them loose! I always pray that an unsuspecting fat bug stay put as I give him my special side eye look and the Bee is bewildered as I sway my body from side to side, he then continues to collect his beloved pollen and in a heartbeat, into my tummy he glides.

I have many coats to wear, green is keen, mousy brown is not my cup of tea but for hiding on a branch it makes me almost impossible to see. I have my beady eyes on a Lady Mantis but she seems to always ignore me, I guess it’s not yet that time of the year to call out to her; “Hey Dear”.

Did you know that with mating, a male Mantis has much to *fear, she may come on to you by proposing that when it came time to having kids you two could have a bunch but the dirty little secret is you may be her lunch?

Finally, the Fall did arrive and sure enough my male drive came alive, I didn’t have to chase her now, she stared at me like she wanted to eat me alive? We did part on good terms, she was ready to deposit our little bundle for our kind to survive. Stuck to a tiny branch this wafer like ball would survive the Winters cold and bring many more Mantis into the fold.

*It’s factual that Female Mantis will often eat the Male after mating, some gratitude!
As a boy, we would take those Mantis bundles we found in the Spring, put them in a glass jar and within days there would be hundreds of babies Mantis which we would then set free.

Author Ken
September 17, 2017

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  • 6 years ago

    by Meena Krish

    You know I too was surprised when I saw it on Animal Planet
    that the female eats the male! It was like wow!! I really enjoyed this
    and you do such a perfect work with your writes making it rhyme and
    at the same time give your readers a little laugh...thanks!

    • 6 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Glad that you enjoyed it Meena, even today I am afraid of the scary insect from my childhood.

  • 6 years ago

    by CJ Maleney

    Loved this dude,

    Finally got to reading it after a mental day.

    And sorry I couldn't help myself !

    Well hello there lady mantis
    I think you're looking fine
    I would like to take you out to dinner
    But on me you shall not dine

    For I have another purpose
    And once we have done our dance
    I'm legging it off this bloody twig
    While zipping up my pants

    Craig

    • 6 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      You are a funny guy Craig, thanks for your comments and rhyming!

  • 6 years ago

    by Milly Hayward

    An interesting and entertaining piece. Its a good job we humans are not like Mantis's lol. Milly x

    • 6 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      You never know Milly, the things I read about some people make me wonder?

  • 6 years ago

    by Em

    Very crafty Ken

    • 6 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Thanks Em, glad I'm living up to my name!

  • 6 years ago

    by Brenda

    Ken, what an inventive write! Very entertaining and enlightening. Well done-

    • 6 years ago

      by CRAFTY KEN

      Thanks Brenda, always glad to have your comments!

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