What night is girls night out
EVERY NIGHT

Friendship is like a Skating Ring.
The stronger the friendship the tougher the ice.
The waeker the friendshipthe thinner the ice.

If your friendship is strong.
You will skat gracefully on the ice.
If your friendship is weak.
You will easly fall through, into a cold and lonely place

Bit chy remarks that just never end, it's times like this when you see who's your friend.

NEVER EVER!..EVER!.....................I MEAN EVER!.........EVER!..............use the same peice of toilet paper twice, Unless you like brown hands.

Always forgive your enemies -- Nothing annoys them so much.

When a friend is in trouble, don't annoy him by asking if there is anything you can do. Think up something appropriate and do it.

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow; Don't walk behind me, I may not lead; Walk beside me, and just be my friend

A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.

Do us all a favor and die already