Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Don't Mess With Kids (2)

    by RedRoseTurningBlack

    A little girl was talking to her teacher about...

  • Don't Freaken Mess With Kids (2)

    by RedRoseTurningBlack

    A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten...

  • I thought it would last i was so sad when you...
    why did you go so fast...

  • Today, I start... (2)

    by SweeT pOisOn

    She said "Good-luck" as she walked away,
    She slipped out of my hand, leaving me where I...

  • In class (2)

    by jaime

    When I'm in class
    i don't give ass...

  • Pea's (2)

    by melody eyes

    Pea's Pea's Green Pea's
    Pea's And Bean's And Plenty of Greens...

  • Questions (2)

    by Daniel J

    The following is not a funny poem, as this...
    Anyway, enjoy the poem. Tell me what you think...

  • Little Boy Toys (2)

    by Nikki

    There was a little boy,
    who had little boy toys...

  • My Bumble Bee (2)

    by ~*~Kisses~*~

    I'm bringing home a bumble bee
    Won't my mom be proud of me...

  • The Mouse (2)

    by doXyouXeverXwonder

    There once was a mouse named Ed.
    He lived in the back of my shed...

  • The problem with some
    grocery store...

  • Homework (2)

    by LoÑ£ly♥P!rÄτΣ

    But don't you have it?
    Oh, I must have forgot it...