Funny Poems For Kids

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  • If u don't shut yr face
    ill kick yr ass to outer space...

  • My Doggy (3)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    MY DOGGY PEES
    ON ALL THE TRESS...

  • The 3 babies (6)

    by Bibbitt CSI537

    Twas the night before saturday
    and all through th day...

  • Truthful (1)

    by danielle

    As I walk through the crowd
    I have no friends, just candidates...

  • Mr Claus

    by sophie boone

    He is the one
    Fat and tubby...

  • Poems (5)

    by MAYBE TOMORROW

    The shorter the better
    the poem i say...

  • Diddle Diddle!!!

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    Hey diddle,diddle,
    this rhyme is a riddle...

  • Don't Pinch! (1)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    When I got on the school bus,
    I was in for a surprise...

  • A Bad Case Of Sneezes (2)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    Last night I had the sneezes.
    I was really very ill...

  • Head??? (1)

    by Sad_Little_Kitty_Kat

    AS I WAS WALKING
    OUT ONE DAY...

  • High on Sugar (3)

    by Robyn Thomas

    I'm high on sugar
    Lookit this booger...

  • Bill (2)

    by Tawny

    There once was a boy named bill,
    Who took the wrong sleeping pill...