Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Decapitation of the Finger (2)

    by Christopher Cole

    The blade was sharp,
    the finger was soft...

  • Mischief

    by *~CaSsYa~*

    Switch the Salt and Pepper for an April fools...
    Mix some egg yoke and coke so they can choke...

  • Colors (3)

    by chris

    Yellow and blue
    i love u...

  • I like chocolate (5)

    by chris

    The reason i like chocolate is i can lick
    my fingers and nobody tell me I'm not...

  • Jim (1)

    by chris

    There never was a nicer boy
    than Mrs. Jackson's Jim...

  • Sue (5)

    by Victoria

    Sue
    Little Silly Sally Sue...

  • The Computer Ate My Homework (5)

    by Ashleigh Skye

    *I was reading Shell Silverstein and suddenly this...
    The computer ate my homework...

  • Hair (1)

    by Kirsty Koo

    Why must hair grow in awkward places?
    Like legs and arms and peoples faces...

  • Birdie Birdie (1)

    by Kelly DeFrank

    Birdie Birdie in the sky
    why'd you drop that on my eye...

  • Noodle Part II (1)

    by Corinthin_13

    The best part of the day
    Is when a noodle says "hey&quot...

  • Brown squeal

    by **NoT R3Al 2 y0u**

    Brown squeal brown squeal,,
    shake your bushy tail, Chi Chi Chi...

  • Action Mans Power (1)

    by *.*Un-pretty Angel*.*

    If i were a boy,
    I will get a lot of toy...