There was a young man who loved food
Especially fish and chips...
A giant from Gullamalloo
Once created such a hullaballoo...
There was a young man called Ted
Who wouldn't get out of his bed...
I'm writing this to tell you,
What I think you ought to know...
My rabbit hops all day
And sleeps all night long...
My dogs name is Chloe
She's five years old...
I have a dog named jack
he carries quite a pack...
My bird is a nuisance,
he chirps and chirps and chirps...
The Chihuahua is so very small
he almost isn't their at all...
Humpty dumpty sat on a chair.
Humpty dumpty sat on the floor...
In life there are no Cinderella romance,
no picture perfect ballroom dances...
Bish bang wallop there goes another dollop mummy...