Funny Poems For Kids

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  • Ball Point Pen: (1)

    by Scott Cole

    Im but a lead pencil
    I only dream of a pen...

  • Burping and slurping my way through the straw
    I find a new dimension, a traveling flaw...

  • I may not be popular, and I may not wear a crown.
    But at least I can show when I have a frown...

  • Friends (1)

    by Cara

    Hey! can we play together?
    { Sure.. what's your name...

  • Obese Geese (2)

    by Justin

    There once was a man from Greece,
    Who had a fond love of geese...

  • Mama will come very soon (2)

    by Khalid M Darwish

    Mama will come very soon
    right here from that shining moon...

  • Sorry mom

    by Rodrigo Arena

    I just cannot believe it
    The way people stare at me...

  • Calling All Doctors:

    by Scott Cole

    My deadly snake venum
    is coursing through your veins...

  • A happy boy (1)

    by sun spots

    We often find ourselves,
    Asking what can we do...

  • Mr Potato Head (my pet rock) (1)

    by Michael D Nalley

    I got tired of planting pets
    So I found myself a plant...

  • No Smoking: (1)

    by Scott Cole

    I am a blood vessel
    With a big job to do...

  • The worst poem

    by Ryan Au

    I wrote an awful poem,
    it was bad in the extreme...