Funny Quotes For Kids

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  • Everything i do i do it for yooooooooou

    by nicola
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  • Befor you judge someone walk a mile in there shoes so that you are a mile away and have there shoes!

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  • Dont get drunk in school, it just makes everything you do harder and reactions become slower!!

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  • Every sponge need a snail

    (Spongebob Square pants and Gary)

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  • Supersonic idiotic disconnected bum infected ball scratching TURKEY!

    --hehe so cute=P

    by Lozzy
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  • Your shirt says Princess
    But your face says Troll!!!!!!!!!

    by Hether
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  • How do u make a kleenex dance? Put a lil bugie in it

  • "There was a little mouse with little feet, and he was sitting on my toilet seat. I pushed him in and flushed him down and watched him spin 'round and 'round."

    -Dave!

    by Mira
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  • Happy Easter Everyone I love chocolate Eat all You can coz the chocolates on me!!!!!!!!!!!HAPPY EASTER!!!!!!!!!!!

    by steph
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  • The cow goes moo, The sheep goes baaa. The duck goes quack, the cat goes meow, and I go Zzzzzzzzz.

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