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by aDORKable x3

Staring up at you
you just pass on by...

Mathicide (5)

by Clonjey

...can't take it
I hate you math addicts...

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by Whiskurz

Here's a story about a gang of grannies
Who knocked over a panty hose store...

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You can say we are geeks
You can laugh in our face...

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by Briana

Yes it is true Brunettes do Rule
Blondes are over-rated and such fools...

The small pleasures (5) 2

by Alex Penuelas

Even when things are looking bad,
The small pleasures remain...

Taking a dump (5)

by Mike

Do you poo a little or poo a lot?
Does it come cold or does it come hot...

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by Kia

*challenged by my physics and pre-calc teacher to...
You think I've done drugs...

The Good Life (5)

by Fran

My feet are tired and
My right eye is lazy...

The Teacher I Don't Like (5)

by KT

There was a man named Mr. Miller
he didn't look like a thriller...

The hardest knock knock joke ever (5)

by Jose Delapaz

>>>KNOCK KNOCK>WHO'S THERE>JESUS...

Silly Suckers! (5)

by *Melanie*

Yellow, orange, purple, and green
I sure do love my suckers, yes sir indeed...