Parental abuse (5)

by diary

My parents are abusive.
they don't hit me, leaving invisible bruises...

10 Reason to Date a Girl Soccer Player: (5)

by Twizzler

1. We like to take risks
2. We love to dribble up the middle too...

A pirates life for me (5)

by Socks

Dedicated to my best friend, Birney.
Hit the deck...

Pink Elephant Shuffle (5)

by Twisted Heart

It was truly a night to remember
But one I'd just soon forget...

Toilet Surprise (5)

by *Charisma*

I went to flush the toilet
And it bubbled up on me...

Life of a prep(sort of) (5)

by disturbed one

I know this poem sucks but im a guy so i dont...
anywho back to the poem...

The hardest knock knock joke ever (5)

by Jose Delapaz

>>>KNOCK KNOCK>WHO'S THERE>JESUS...

Chewed Gum (5)

by aDORKable x3

Staring up at you
you just pass on by...

Funny things To do in a Lift! (5)

by Esther

1: when theres only 1 person in the elevator tap...
2: push all the buttons then walk away. a few...

Driving Lessons (5)

by Twisted Heart

Unless you have your Will in order
And have set your life to right...

Australia (retry) (5)

by emptysole

Australia such a large county
why don\'t you see...

An Ode to Band Geeks (5)

by XxMoonLightxX

You can say we are geeks
You can laugh in our face...