Funny Poems About Life

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  • I am sad.
    Mom is mad...

  • 09' anthem (2)

    by SmIlEbAcKtHeTeArS

    Mary Jane, Jack, and Coke
    speed,weed,birth contorl...

  • *its not true byt the way*
    I sit here in my chair...

  • If I was A cat (2)

    by B4BY BLU3 X

    If I should describe myself as something I'm not
    It would not be something I already got...

  • Diets Never Work (2)

    by MyxPeacefulxChaos

    I hate being judged by a number,
    I hate being measured with a scale...

  • Respect (2)

    by viktor

    Respect is like oral sex. gotta give it to get it.
    feels good giving it. even better getting it...

  • This is Me (2)

    by Autumn

    I wear my pajamas all day Long,
    and I still sing along to Michael Jackson songs...

  • Secret to get a guy who's taken (2)

    by Stacy Ferguson

    Well if u like a guy who's already gotta gurl...
    rate and comment!!! :D hope u like my advice...

  • Red Spot [Collab] (2)

    by x.Athame.x

    *A collaboration I did with one of my dear...
    What is that spot there...

  • TeLL uR bF to StoP caLLing me (2)

    by {*LoR`~`LeE*}

    Tell Ur bf to Stop calling me.
    He called not once...

  • Me and Robert, sitting on a chair
    I think I heard a noise coming from over there...

  • Fin, Fan, Foe (2)

    by Romelie

    Fin fan foe were you go
    Fin fan foe who are you...